Some Hindus live a pretty hectic life and we tend to put off our morning Puja to catch the train, bus or beat some traffic to get to work on time. Bad Hindu!
Well we have a solution that may make your local pundit salivate? Thanks to the folks at Burt Impressions Toasters. They produce toasters which scorch various kinds of impressions on your toast. They have options to produce your own custom impression as well so you can upload your family vacation picture and share the charred image on toast with your friends when they come by for brunch. I'm sure it will spark some sort of conversation at that table and when they leave your presence.
Imagine being late for work and you grab some toast. At least this toast bears an impression of Ganesh Ji. One can pay homage and pretend that the toast is Prasad. The Hindu inside of you has managed to pray and provide sustenance in one shot. Just don't make a BLT or the opportunity of Moksha may pass you by. Bad Hindu!
They have covered most religions and have Jesus Toast just in case you skipped church because you were too hungover from the partying the night before. Bad Christian!
The monetary damage is not that bad either and frankly these toasters could make an excellent present for someone that you want to play a joke on. The Ganesh Ji impression toaster is $31.95 and you can even pick your accent color to match the tiles in your kitchen. Yay!
What we couldn't understand was why the Jesus Toaster is cheaper at $29.95. What's up with that Burt Impression folks?